Commentary:
Plot twist: the author fell asleep on the keyboard 😂✍️😴
16 Funny pen quotes
He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.
Commentary:
Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he's just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂
That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.
Commentary:
Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! 🐉✒️ Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy! 🖊️😅
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
Commentary:
"Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"
My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a built-in font package! 🖊️✨ Mood-text alignment: unlocked! 😄
I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.
Commentary:
Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! 🏦✒️😆