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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Making waves on Telegram:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Making waves on Discord:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Live now on TikTok:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Just shared via X:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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