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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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