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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Making waves on Instagram:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Reported on Reddit:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Live now on YouTube:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Just landed via WeChat:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Just shared via Discord:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Going viral on Reddit:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Going viral on Facebook:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Breaking via Facebook:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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