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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Spotted on Telegram:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Seen just now on Threads:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Making waves on Threads:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Trending via Pinterest:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Just landed via Twitch:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

57 shares on Threads this month:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

60 shares on YouTube this month:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Spotted on Messenger:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Seen just now on Discord:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Spreading quickly via X:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Spotted on Discord:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Trending via Threads:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Spotted on Slack:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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