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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Going viral on WeChat:

Being strange is exhausting.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Trending via Telegram:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Going viral on TikTok:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Just shared via Facebook:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Going viral on TikTok:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Live now on YouTube:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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100 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

72 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

34 shares on Twitch this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Live now on Slack:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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