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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Spotted on Threads:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Just landed via X:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Seen just now on X:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Trending via Reddit:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Freshly posted on X:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Spotted on Discord:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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