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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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