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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.