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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Just landed via Telegram:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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59 shares on X this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

28 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

44 shares on Telegram this month:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Seen just now on Discord:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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