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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Making waves on YouTube:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Making waves on Slack:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Reported on Instagram:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Spotted on Discord:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Just landed via X:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Seen just now on Threads:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Live now on X:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Just shared via Reddit:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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