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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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