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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Just shared via Discord:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Just landed via WeChat:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Going bananas on Threads:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Just shared via Instagram:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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54 shares on Telegram this month:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

90 shares on Threads this month:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

16 shares on X this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

23 shares on Threads this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

At least life has music.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Trending via Messenger:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Shared recently on Discord:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Live now on TikTok:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Making waves on Telegram:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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