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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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