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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Just shared via Telegram:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Trending via Slack:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Shared recently on Slack:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Trending via WeChat:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Live now on Snapchat:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Making waves on Twitch:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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92 shares on Facebook this month:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

39 shares on X this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

96 shares on Discord this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Spotted on Messenger:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Live now on Telegram:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

Trending via Facebook:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Live now on Snapchat:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Just shared via WeChat:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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