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76 Funny prank quotes

Funny prank quotes 😂 are the secret sauce to tickling your funny bone and adding a sprinkle of mischief to your day! Whether you’re plotting a friendly joke or just need a giggle 🤭, these witty words will have you chuckling in no time. Perfect for sharing with your partners-in-crime or just enjoying a solo laugh, these quotes bring the giggles without any of the guilt. Dive into a world where humor meets harmless hijinks! 🎉

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Posted onMay 26, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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