Funny pre-annoyed quotes

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My love language is being sent money.