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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Reported on Threads:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Going viral on Slack:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Spotted on WeChat:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Just shared via YouTube:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Just shared via Slack:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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"Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Going viral on Messenger:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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