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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. β€œI bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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