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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Going viral on Snapchat:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Freshly posted on X:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Just shared via Instagram:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Trending via Threads:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Breaking via YouTube:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Going viral on Instagram:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Freshly posted on X:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Trending via Threads:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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35 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

76 shares on Threads this month:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

99 shares on Threads this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Just shared via X:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Spotted on X:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Making waves on Threads:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Trending via Snapchat:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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