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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Making waves on Instagram:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Live now on Pinterest:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Just landed via Instagram:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Breaking via Instagram:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Live now on WeChat:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Just shared via Twitch:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Going viral on Threads:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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59 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

90 shares on Threads this month:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

77 shares on Discord this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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358 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on YouTube:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Making waves on Slack:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Just shared via Instagram:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Going viral on Telegram:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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