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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Live now on Discord:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Spotted on WeChat:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Breaking via Instagram:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Just shared via Reddit:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Freshly posted on Threads:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Spotted on Twitch:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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75 shares on X this month:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Just shared via Telegram:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Shared recently on Slack:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Breaking via TikTok:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Going viral on X:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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