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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Trending via Messenger:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Shared recently on Threads:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Making waves on Discord:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Making waves on Twitch:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Just shared via Threads:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Going viral on WeChat:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Making waves on Reddit:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Breaking via Instagram:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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