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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Sane is boring.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Later is the best time to do anything.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Just shared via Messenger:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Live now on Instagram:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Making waves on Twitch:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Just shared via X:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Spreading quickly via X:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Going viral on Reddit:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Making waves on Twitch:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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