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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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