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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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