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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Seen just now on Twitch:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Broadcasted on X:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Spotted on WeChat:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Just shared via Reddit:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Reported on YouTube:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Just landed via X:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Trending via Instagram:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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