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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Is this art or trash?

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Breaking via Reddit:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Breaking via Discord:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Reported on Threads:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Making waves on Slack:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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