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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Trending via WeChat:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Making waves on Messenger:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Shared recently on Messenger:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Trending via X:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Just landed via Twitch:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Spotted on Facebook:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Shared recently on X:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Spotted on Facebook:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Just landed via Threads:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Just landed via YouTube:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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