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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Just shared via Instagram:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Just landed via Instagram:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Spotted on Telegram:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Trending via TikTok:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Making waves on X:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Spotted on Slack:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Going viral on Discord:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Just shared via WeChat:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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