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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Going viral on Discord:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Just landed via Instagram:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Freshly posted on X:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Spotted on Slack:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Making waves on Messenger:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Spotted on Instagram:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Live now on Threads:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Just shared via Messenger:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Spotted on Twitch:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Live now on Messenger:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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