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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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My favorite color is money.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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