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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Share →: Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Just shared via Instagram:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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