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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Making waves on YouTube:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Making waves on Reddit:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Spotted on Slack:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Live now on TikTok:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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