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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Shared recently on Discord:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Spotted on Reddit:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Live now on YouTube:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Trending via Facebook:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Live now on Twitch:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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97 shares on Slack this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Fries, not lies.

78 shares on Discord this month:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

41 shares on Twitch this month:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Going viral on X:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Making waves on TikTok:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Going viral on Instagram:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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