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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Spotted on Messenger:

What if your dog one day just randomly said β€œNobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep β€” and that’s so irritating.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Freshly posted on X:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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