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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Making waves on Instagram:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Just shared via YouTube:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Going bananas on X:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Just landed via Slack:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Breaking via Instagram:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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