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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Reported on Facebook:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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"Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Trending via YouTube:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Just landed via Messenger:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Spotted on TikTok:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Just landed via Threads:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Just landed via Reddit:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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