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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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I would like even faster food.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just shared via Threads:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Seen just now on X:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Live now on Pinterest:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Just shared via X:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Live now on Messenger:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Going viral on X:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Spotted on Pinterest:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Shared recently on YouTube:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Making waves on Facebook:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Trending via LinkedIn:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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