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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Trending via X:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Breaking via Twitch:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Breaking via Facebook:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Going viral on Instagram:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Making waves on Telegram:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Going viral on Threads:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Reported on LinkedIn:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Going viral on Slack:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Reported on YouTube:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Just landed via WeChat:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Trending via YouTube:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Going viral on Snapchat:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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