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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Going viral on Discord:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Spotted on Facebook:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Just landed via Slack:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Spotted on Telegram:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Live now on Instagram:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Spotted on Twitch:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Live now on Twitch:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Trending via Pinterest:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Going viral on Discord:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Spotted on YouTube:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Just landed via Messenger:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Live now on WeChat:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Trending via Reddit:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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