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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Trending via Twitch:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Spotted on Discord:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Going viral on Telegram:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Reported on Instagram:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Breaking via Discord:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Seen just now on YouTube:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Just landed via Twitch:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

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