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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Just landed via X:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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