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Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Making waves on Twitch:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Spotted on X:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Breaking via Threads:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Making waves on Reddit:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Trending via Facebook:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Making waves on Telegram:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Just landed via Slack:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Just landed via Telegram:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Live now on Reddit:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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