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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Making waves on Facebook:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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28 shares on Instagram this month:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

66 shares on Discord this month:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Making waves on Twitch:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Going viral on Pinterest:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Making waves on Telegram:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Trending via X:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Broadcasted on X:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Just landed via Slack:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Going viral on Reddit:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Going viral on YouTube:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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