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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Just landed via WeChat:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Just shared via Reddit:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Seen just now on Slack:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Going viral on Pinterest:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Trending via Pinterest:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Trending via Messenger:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Trending via YouTube:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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