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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Going viral on WeChat:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Trending via Slack:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Going viral on Discord:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Spotted on TikTok:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Trending via Twitch:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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74 shares on WeChat this month:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

For whom the doom scrolls!

64 shares on Twitch this month:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Just landed via YouTube:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Making waves on Snapchat:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Trending via Snapchat:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Just shared via X:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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