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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Making waves on Discord:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Just landed via Reddit:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Shared recently on Twitch:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Spotted on Instagram:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Freshly posted on X:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Going viral on X:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Breaking via Messenger:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Breaking via YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Seen just now on Threads:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Reported on WeChat:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Just shared via X:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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