Funny sleep issues quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" 😴⏰ Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion! ⏳💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suffer from awesomnia.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of being too awesome to fall asleep! 😎💤 Sounds like your coolness is keeping you up at night. Embrace the awesomeness and conquer the day, even on limited sleep! 🌟 #AwesomniaIssues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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