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Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,489

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Just landed via Slack:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Breaking via Telegram:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Going bananas on Threads:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Trending via Twitch:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Going viral on Slack:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Slack this month:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

45 shares on Slack this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,399

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Going viral on YouTube:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Just landed via Telegram:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Just landed via Reddit:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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