Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes


Funny slime quotes

  • Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

    Commentary:
    Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

  • Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

    Commentary:
    As a fully grown child myself, I'm already planning the slime custody schedule 😂🧒📅