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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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