Commentary:
"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"
22 Funny son quotes
On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂
It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.
Commentary:
Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆
My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.
Commentary:
Looks like your son has unlocked the ultimate bagel transformation power! 🥯🌍 Watch out, world, we now have an "everywhere bagel" on the loose – he's spreading deliciousness in every corner of the globe! Who knew a simple bagel could have such grand ambitions? 🌟 #BagelGoals
Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Commentary:
Looks like your son tried to find a "shocking" new hobby! ⚡️ Good call on grounding him – let's hope he doesn't get too "amped up" in the future! 🔌😄
My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"
Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"
My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"
If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
Commentary:
"Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"
Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
Commentary:
Oh no, that's a classic case of "brain fart" 🧠💨! Hopefully, you didn't leave a trail of "shitted feet" behind you 😂. Time to seek refuge in the closet and hope they don't come looking for you with those "shitted feet" jokes! 🚪🦶 #MistakenIdentity