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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

70 shares on Messenger this month:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Just landed via Messenger:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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