Commentary:
"When your evil twin is out there time-traveling in a DeLorean, at least you know they have a flair for the dramatic! 🚗⏰ Just make sure they don't mess up the space-time continuum too much! 😆🌀"
39 Funny speed quotes
Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
Commentary:
"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"
When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
Commentary:
"Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"
Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"
It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
Commentary:
"Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"
You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”
Commentary:
When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"
Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!
Commentary:
Just trying to find my own lane in the race of life! 🐢🏎️😄
Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?
Commentary:
Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! 🚗💨🦶😅