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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Just landed via Discord:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Live now on X:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Seen just now on Telegram:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Just landed via Telegram:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

44 shares on Discord this month:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Going viral on Instagram:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Seen just now on Slack:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Trending via Facebook:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Shared recently on WeChat:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Spotted on Discord:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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