Funny squad quotes

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?