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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,287

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Trending via Messenger:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Just landed via Slack:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Just shared via Discord:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Live now on WeChat:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Just landed via Facebook:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Shared recently on WeChat:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

78 shares on Discord this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

90 shares on X this month:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,673

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Just shared via Threads:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Trending via Messenger:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Freshly posted on Threads:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Just shared via Twitch:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Spotted on Twitch:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Making waves on Slack:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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